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[alicephilippa]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January supermouse and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I bought porn for barberio (10 points). Last month I turned chorleycakes in for farting in church (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1028 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, oh_pooh

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[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

I wonder how many points you get for losing all your nickers?

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Who knows, I don't.

But as for "…For Christmas I deserve

a spanking

!…" all I can say is "Yes please!"

Alice.

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

{Castle Anthrax}
"A spanking! A spanking! And the oral sex!"
{\Castle Anthrax}