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Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 02:08 pm
Today I wandered into Sainsbury's. As I was wandering round I overheard:

Customer: "Do you sell limes?"
Shop assistant (surprised): "Yes."
C: "Where are they?"
SA: "With the fruit and veg."
C: "What do they look like?"

SA, with a bemused look on her face, takes the customer to the limes...

Alice.
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Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 01:21 pm (UTC)
but

but

were there any lemons?
Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 01:25 pm (UTC)
Strangely enough...

No.

No lemons.

Because that was what I'd gone in for.

Alice.