Took a set of bathroom scales back today.
The day I bought them, I took them out of the box at home, put the batteries in and lo! Nothing. Checked the instruction sheet, and lo! Nothing. Obviously don't work...
Wandered into B&Q:
"Can I help?" asked the chap on the returns counter.
"Yes, I want to return these"
"What's wrong with them?"
"They don't work."
"In what way?"
"Um, well, they just don't work at all."
"Did you read the instructions?"
*grrr* "Yes, and followed them."
"Oh, so they don't work then?"
"That's right."
"Have you the receipt?"
*hands over receipt and the card I'd used to pay*
I'm not sure whether he was a bit slow, or was just being patronising because I'm female...
Alice.
The day I bought them, I took them out of the box at home, put the batteries in and lo! Nothing. Checked the instruction sheet, and lo! Nothing. Obviously don't work...
Wandered into B&Q:
"Can I help?" asked the chap on the returns counter.
"Yes, I want to return these"
"What's wrong with them?"
"They don't work."
"In what way?"
"Um, well, they just don't work at all."
"Did you read the instructions?"
*grrr* "Yes, and followed them."
"Oh, so they don't work then?"
"That's right."
"Have you the receipt?"
*hands over receipt and the card I'd used to pay*
I'm not sure whether he was a bit slow, or was just being patronising because I'm female...
Alice.
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Thing is, you're intelligent, and you've got a brain. Most people aren't and haven't.
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