"Ooh shiny."

Dear Tabbi Kat,

Yes I get that you love me. I don't mind the nose bumps, or the gentle head butts. I do however object to a head butt that leaves me feeling like I've been smacked on the nose with a cricket bat.

Also. When waking up at oh ghod o'clock I don't expect you to be sitting on my pillow chewing on my hair. Please cut it out. I like my hair thank you very much.

Your, hairless,

CatMum.