Mutter.

[alicephilippa]

I have a question, and it is this:

"Who's nicked all my knickers?"

I went to grab a pair out of the knicker drawer this morning, and all that there was there were 4 thongs.

Answers on a postcard to the usual address…

Alice.

Comments

[cyberspice.livejournal.com]

It's the knicker eating monster, it's a relative of the sock eating monster. You need to track it down and deal with it before it breeds...

[nicollegurrl.livejournal.com]

I know! I know!!!

Those Southpark undewear gnomes did visit you last night! :D

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/38a.gif

[nallac.livejournal.com]

Have you checked Ebay?

[jennyemily.livejournal.com]

I hate it when that happens. They all run away and hide at the back of the airing cuboards along with the missing odd socks. They've got quite a thing going in there, and are frequently known to organise a good game of strip poker amongst themselves.

[megabitch.livejournal.com]

In our house they appear to hide in teenage son's cupboards/chest of drawers - when he does the laundry he can't be arsed sorting the dry stuff and putting it away, so he stuffs it all somewhere we won't notice. If it was just mine and/or his older sister's I'd have questions to ask, but it's Korenwolf's as well :)

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

He's just using Korenwolf's as camoflage. :)

Alice.

[nicollegurrl.livejournal.com]

A korenwolf is a Hamster! :D

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

This one is a bit bigger than the average hamster. :)

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

So you're not looking for the 'your laundry wants doing more often' answer, then.

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Erm. No.

I washed 10 pairs at the weekend, so there should have been at least 6 pairs there this morning.

Ho Hum...

[alice-my-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know that one! Normally they're hidden under dense bundles of tights and socks. Doesn't help that the majority of my clothes are black, which is a nightmare in the dark!

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

There's none in the drawer at all it seems. Wonder what I did with me knickers…

And IHTS, that it's definitely not the weather IMO to wear a thong. My bum was cold on the walk to and from the station.

Alice.