Harrumph!

[alicephilippa]

Seen on the back of a pack of (uncooked, non-frozen) beefburgers:

Preparation: Wash hands, all surfaces and utensils after touching raw meat.

First off that's not preparation that's the aftermath. Second, do they really want me to wash everything in the kitchen down after handling the burgers?

Alice.

Comments

[nerdware.livejournal.com]

Nuke the planet from orbit, just to be real safe.

[shinydan.livejournal.com]

I now have an image of you jetwashing your kitchen. Thank heavens you don't have a cat...

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Cats get vacuumed.

:)

Alice.

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

Just the ones that touched the raw meat, surely?

[pteppic.livejournal.com]

But the instructions didn't say that...

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

*waves*

[novawildstar.livejournal.com]

hello :)

mind if I friend you?

Re: *waves*

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

'ello

Indeed, you are welcome to do so.

Alice.

Re: *waves*

[novawildstar.livejournal.com]

YAY!! :)

[minding-maura.livejournal.com]

Makes you wonder what kind of industrial strength genetic mutation additives must be in that meat - Ouch.