I blame lots of people...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, alicephilippa sent to me...

Twelve museums walking

Eleven tubes dilating

Ten pagans a-camping

Nine computers spanking

Eight trains a-geocaching

Seven afpers a-reading

Six books a-piercing

Five ri-i-i-iding crops

Four alternative lifestyles

Three old books

Two steam trains

...and a chocolate in a herpetology.

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