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Monday, May 19th, 2008 01:42 pm
Dear neighbours,

Please be not having domestics at 2am which require police intervention. It's not the first time you've done this, and sadly I doubt it'll be the last.

Also, please tell your emergency glazier that making enough noise to waken the dead at 3:15am is a bit, um, annoying.

No love,

Alice.
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Monday, May 19th, 2008 12:43 pm (UTC)
Urk. :(
Monday, May 19th, 2008 01:19 pm (UTC)
loverly... :(
Monday, May 19th, 2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
Dear Neighbours,

Please cover your broken window with something and fix it with Gaffer tape until a more respectable hour, at which time your emergency glazier can make as much noise as he chooses.

This solution works for a friend of mine, who has had her front door 'secured' with a couple of place mats and Duck tape for nearly two years; I suggest you seriously consider it yourselves.

Yours

Tired and Grumpy.