Ring…ring…

[alicephilippa]

"Hello?"
"Can I speak to Alice Chapman please?"
"Speaking."
"My name is Jxxxx I'm calling from Xxxxxx, and before I can continue I need to verify some security questions."
"Erm. Sorry you phoned me. How do I know you are who you claim to be?"
"Oh. I see your point."
*click*

Comments

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

"Hello, have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?"

[klonecaid.livejournal.com]

And now all your bank accounts, cards etc. are suspended as you failed their security check...

[femsc.livejournal.com]

*Laughter*

Here, the other day..
"We're in your area selling windows with a n% discount (etc)"
"Thank you, but I use Linux"

[nerdware.livejournal.com]

Well played.